Checking into the supermarket recently i realised that Kenyans now file in by gender. Two nice lines: male and female. And why are we now splitting up, well it is because we have to go through security checks. Beep beep, go the metal detectors as they are swiped on bodies, pockets emptied, hand bags opened and of course the part i distaste, a stranger’s hands riffling through my stuff. So why a populace accept what would be categorised by some an infringement of personal space, well because we want to keep our lives, period!
Imagine with me for a bit. You have a neighbour, been nice to each other, visits here and there, some mbuzi choma on big days, family wedding invites and so on. And then the neighbours marriage starts developing cracks, since you are now family, why not step in and see how to mend the cracks i mean, usipoziba ufa utajenga ukuta. But this does not work, and divorce happens, a nasty divorce at that. And you being the awesome neighbour and family that you are, you take in one spouse and some of the children, i mean, where would they go? And even though the matter is at divorce courts, you still believe that they can kiss and make up. Shock on you the peeps you took in thinking for a bit, stay on and on and become family for real. But we should love our neighbours right? So it is ok. Slowly but surely, another neighbour, who has no home training, becomes pals with the members of the family of the broken home neighbour who still live in their house (comprende?), they destroy the little bit of home there is and now start engaging in suspect activities on the estate street. The neighbourhood committee threatens but still, the little rascals steal the wash that is on the line, the mamas handbags and shopping as they walk down the street and lets not forget stoning cars. Folk get tired and call in the cops and some sanity is restored, so what do the rascals do as they need the income lost in this pawn game? Well, since jirani has hosted us well and actually lets us sleep over with the hope that exposing us to positive things will change us why not pick some of their stuff. So they start picking some clothes, some coins in that wallet that you just left on the table, and then some of your children who you exposed to them, love their lifestyle and hang with them and with time become them. Shindwe!
Following? Now, you have this ka project you have been running and the partners come to check it out, as they are guests in the neighbourhood, the red carpet is out. But the rascal crew is also watching , for them the big bucks are here. And alas just when you thought they would spare a thought for good neighbourliness they strike and run off with the guests property. Now that is a low blow, i mean you are still hosting one spouse and kids, some of your kids have become rascals due to the neighbours influence and now this? Talk of being nasty. Time to head over across the fence, and knock some sense into some people, because right there is being taken for granted or is it? Should you have been over the fence earlier, when it was certain that the marriage would not hold and that it was the kids who would be running the roost. Should you have been over the fence when the first mama screamed and pointed at the disappearing figure of the rascals with her shopping. Should you have built a super wall and mowed down the house next door when your child thought the rascals were glamorous. Should you have jumped over the fence when the neighbours bandied together and went over to get some rehabilitation going? Many questions right.
The Kenya – Somalia or is it KDF (Kenya Defence Force) – Al Shabaab issue is not easily summarised as per the above. I am not in any way conversant with all the military/diplomatic questions or answers. What i know is this? Someone wants me dead, simple. This person knows my country maybe even better than me and as such i cannot sit pretty and wait for the storm to blow over. The politics and answers not with standing, something needed to be done. I salute all the men and women who are within and across the border ensuring that i am able to walk the streets of my country in peace . Some call it their job, i call it a sacrifice! Its gets stranger when the head of Al Shabaab is Kenyan, what went wrong? More questions. Do we need answers or solutions? As i cannot get into battle fatigue and wield a rifle, i will do my part, will pray for peace of Somalia (if they don’t get peace neither do i), pray for the Kenyan patriots within and across the border, will line up and get frisked and keep an eye on suspicious characters since it now seems they might be my own kin!
Did Al Shabaab think they would raid Kenya and we would sit and watch? Just because history showed that we took each slight with a shrug? I would love an answer to this. But as i may never get it. Well, they should have taken the words of our national anthem to heart especially the line ‘Kenya istahili heshima”.