Dear person in the car behind me,
The setting of this moment is in a phenomenon that involves cars, in a straight line, in three rows at a standstill, it is otherwise known as a traffic jam. I am sure given that you are an adult you have experienced this before. So why pray help me understand would you choose this moment to blare your horn. I mean where do you think you will go or pass through? People like you amaze me, did you just discover that if you firmly press a section of your steering wheel your car will blare. Do you find it exciting?
Allow me to explain what we sane people do in traffic. We have books, magazines and newspapers, that is, we read. We also listen to music, in all sorts of volume. Music soothes us, and did I mention dancing. Yes, i dance and sing along. Getting jiggly wit it! We also do stuff like chat with friends on phone, google,Facebook, twitter, play games, why do you think they are called smart phones? We of course also get time to get our makeup finalized or is it done. I mean, the reason we are all seated here at this time is because we all left home at the same time, polite way of saying we are all trying to beat the clock. Ever questioned the reason behind the mirror on the sun visor? I am sure I have opened your eyes to the various entertainment activities that can be carried out in a car.
Since, you are just seated there plotting your 100kph shoot out of this situation, you then assign yourself ‘road prefect’ , watching for when the cop will flag us on. Now allow me to mention …..while we were entertaining ourselves we had turned off the ignition so why do you start hooting the moment the first car moves? Please, we have to start the car, but before that depending on what we were doing we have to put it away, those 5 seconds will not get you into your office before the boss!
Because of you, I am currently working on wings that can be attached to cars. Nice pretty pink ones, that would be attached on the back, so that once you hoot, I would press a button and voila……fly! Get the picture?
Get your fist off the horn and you will watch the marvel of my pedicure on the accelerator!
The lady driver moving at 10kph because she needs to report to work 30 minutes after you do .